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pepsimaxing:

this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me

(via solluxhateseridan)

supernatural-mishamigo:

mytardishaswings:

11-and-his-fez:

bbcsherlockian:

lizthirose:

bbcsherlockian:

uhm there’s only 4 of us in our house but we have 8 toothbrushes and we’re all adamant that we each only own one

Uh oh…have you checked your arms for tally marks?!

are you suggesting that there are 4 silence living in my house and brushing their teeth on a regular basis

hygiene is important to everyone

they have no mouths

don’t be racist

(via allstarakali)

cancerouscrabscorner:

I JUST GAVE KANKRI SOME OF MY POP ROCKS HUMAN CANDY BECAUSE HE WAS CURIOUS AND NOW HE’S FREAKING OUT AND KEEPS YELLING, ‘WHY IS IT BITING ME BACK!?’ OVER AND OVER

(via the-debilitated-highbloods)

humorous-blog:

jesus-take-the-feels:

humorous-blog:

Mom: hey do some chores

Me:

image

What the fuck did your mom give birth too

someone who doesnt like doing chores

(Source: officialfrenchtoast, via pazkat)