one time i was really sad and i decided to put cream cheese and bagels in a blender to see if i could make a bagel smoothie and when my dad asked why i was putting bagels in the blender at 2 in the morning and I just started crying hysterically
i have this problem where when tumblr gets boring i open a new tab of tumblr
let’s take a minute and just thank every english subber out there cause without them international fans would be screwed
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
jesus this post is one train wreck after another
reblog if you are not hemophobic!!
THIS should be on everyone’s blog!
if u r a bigoted casteist then keep scrolling!
You mean homophobic?
‘Cause hemophobic means you’re afraid of blood
next time on: i didn’t know it was homestuck
Next time on: Stop comparing to homestuck.
next time on: the original post was a homestuck reference you dimwit
If this isn’t proof that Misha runs the Kale twitter page, then I don’t know what is.